I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock!
Hey, do you know what winks and makes love like a tiger? *WINK*
Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza?
Get your coat girl, you've scored!
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
(lick her sleeve) Well we better get you out of those wet clothes!
I heard milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much you been drinking?
If I told you, you hava a gorgeous figure would you hold it against me.
Excuse me, is there an airport nearby large enough for a private jet to land?
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Why don't you step out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini? -
(tapping thigh) you just think this is my leg.
Are you wearing lipstick? - she answers yes - Well mind if a taste it?
Can I have a picture? ......So I can show Santa EXACTLY what I want for Christmas.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I drive by again?
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
Do you mind if I invade your personal space?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?
Go up to the girl of your dreams, give her a single rose and say, "I just wanted to show this rose what true beauty is."
Here I am! Now what were your other two wishes?
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
I lost my puppy, can you help me find it? I think it went into that cheap motel room
I need a place to blot my lipstick. Can I use your lips?
I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
If I could only be with you in my dreams, I would sleep forever.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'i' closer together.
If I were God, all of my angels would look like you!
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?