When does a woman care for a man's company?
When he owns it.
What are a woman's four favorite animals?
A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass
to pay for it all.
Why are married women heavier than single
~ Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go
to bed. Married women come home, see
what's in bed and go to the fridge.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of
~ His hand caught fire.
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
What did God say after creating man?
I must be able to do better than that
What did God say after creating Eve?
Practice makes perfect.
How are men and parking spots alike?
Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly
handicapped or extremely small.
What is the one thing that all men at singles
bars have in common?
~ They're married.
Man says to God: "God, why did
you make woman so beautiful?"
~ God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you
make her so dumb?"
~ God says: "So she would love you."