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Worldly One Liners

When you want to experience the world... but only have enough spare change for coffee, you need International Sammyisms!

Semper Ubi Sub Ubi. - Always wear Underwear.
Si hoc legere scis numium eruditionis habes. - If you can read this, you're overeducated.
The difference between British and Americans is, Americans think a hundred years is a long time, and the British think a hundred miles is a long drive.
Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. - I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
Veni, Vedi, Visa. I came. I Saw. I did a little shopping.
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati - When all else fails, play dead.
If all the girls in Australia were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
All Scottish food is based on a dare.
An Irishman is not drunk as long as he can hold on to one blade of grass to keep from falling off the world.
Belgium is the only country in the whole world where McDonald's is consistently losing money.
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis ad capul tuum saxum immane mittam. - I have a catapult. Give me all the money or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. - I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
Die Schnecken sind meine Freunden! - The snails are my friends!
Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia. Unless you're in Australia... (then start worrying)
Mochtest du ein Gift? - Would you like a poison?
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the engineers are German, the administrators are Swiss and the lovers are Italian. Hell is where the police are German, the cooks are British, the engineers are Italian, the administrators are French and the lovers are Swiss.
Ich bin ein Berliner- I am a Berliner. Ich bin ein Beliner- I am a jelly doughnut.
Macacos me mordam. Monkeys bite me. - Portuguese idiom
Necca me latre. - Kill me with a brick.
Non illegitimi carborundum est. - Don't let the bastards grind you down.

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