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During the late 19th century, famed monster hunter Dr. Gabriel Van Helsing (Jackman) heads to Eastern Europe to battle with Count Dracula (Roxburgh), the Wolf Man (Kemp), and Frankenstein's Monster (Hensley). By his side is the ravishing Anna (Beckinsale), a member of a family committed to ridding the world of evil.

Hugh Jackman ............Van Helsing
Kate Beckinsale...........Anna Valerious
Richard Roxburgh.........Count Vladislaus Dragulia 'Dracula'
David Wenham.............Carl
Shuler Hensley.............Frankenstein's Monster
Elena Anaya................Aleera
Silvia Colloca...............Verona
Josie Maran.................Marishka
Will Kemp....................Velkan Valerious
Kevin J. O'Conner.........Igor
Alun Armstrong............Cardinal Jinette
Tom Fisher..................Top Hat
Samuel West...............Dr. Victor Frankenstein
Robbie Coltrane............Mr Hyde
Stephen Fisher.............Dr. Jekyll
Directed and Written By:
Stephen Sommers

Memorable Quotes
Frankenstein's Monster: Let me go!
Carl: Where are you going to go? I don't know if you've looked in the mirror lately, but you kind of stick out in a crowd.
Count Vladislaus Dracula: Igor... Do unto others...
Igor: Before they do it unto me!
Top Hat: I see the Wolfman hasn't killed you yet.
Van Helsing: Don't worry. He's getting to it.
Carl: Why does it smell like wet dog in here?
Van Helsing: Werewolf.
Carl: Oh, yes. You'll be needing silver bullets.
[throws canister of bullets to Van Helsing rather deftly]
Anna Valerious: He's the first one to kill a vampire in over a hundred years. I'd say that's earned him a drink.
Van Helsing: Whatever you do, don't stare at him.
Carl: [nudge inside the coach with Frankenstein] I'm staring at him.
[Quickly turns away]
Carl: Is that a man?
Van Helsing: Actually, it's seven men, parts of them anyway.
Count Vladislaus Dracula: [as Igor is poking a werewolf with a cattle prod] Why do you torment him so?
Igor: That's what I do.
Van Helsing: That's why you're coming with me.
Carl: The hell be damned that I am.
Van Helsing: You cursed. Not very well, mind you, but you're a monk. You shouldn't curse at all.
Carl: Actually, I'm still just a friar. I can curse all I want. Dammit.
Van Helsing: You're a genius!
Carl: A genius with access to unstable chemicals!
Van Helsing: There's something down here, it's carnivorous. Whatever it is it appears to be... human. I'd say it's a size 17, about 360 pounds, 8 and a half to 9 feet tall and he has a bad gimp in his right leg and, ah, 3 copper teeth.
Anna Valerious: How do you know he has copper teeth?
Van Helsing: 'Cause he's standing right behind you.
Mr. Hyde: So, you're the great Van Helsing.
Van Helsing: And you're a deranged psychopath.
Mr. Hyde: We all have our little problems.
Van Helsing: Now, my superiors would like for me to take you alive, so that they might extricate your better half.
Mr. Hyde: [laughing] I'll bet they bloody would.
Van Helsing: Personally, I'd rather just kill you and call it a day. But let's make it your decision, shall we?
Mr. Hyde: [pretends to think] Hmm, do let's.
[attacks him]
Van Helsing: Carl, I need you to do something
Carl: I'm not gonna like this am I?
Count Vladislaus Dracula: You can't kill me, Victor.
[Dracula pushes himself onto the sword Dr. Frankenstein is wielding]
Count Vladislaus Dracula: I'm already dead
Van Helsing: I missed you in London.
Mr. Hyde: No, you bloody did not. You got me good.
[shows Van Helsing a bullet wound]
Dr. Victor Frankenstein: Before I would allow him to be used for such evil, I would destroy him.
Count Vladislaus Dracula: I cannot allow that to happen. My brides would be very put out.
Dr. Victor Frankenstein: Good God... I would kill myself before helping in such a task.
Count Vladislaus Dracula: Feel free. I don't actually need you anymore, Victor. I just need him... he is the key.
Velkan: I would rather die than help you.
Count Vladislaus Dracula: Don't be boring, everyone who says that dies.
Aleera: Don't play coy with me, Princess, you're just like all the other pretty little ancestors in your family. Saying you want to destroy my master, but I know what lurks in your lusting heart.
Anna Valerious: I hope you have a heart, Aleera, because someday I'm going to drive a stake through it.